A Terminal Case of the Wantsies

So I realize this is kind of a weird thing to want (especially as desperately as I do want this), but there are some things you should know about me:

1) I drink a lot of tea.

2) I like milk in that tea.

3) I have an olfactory disorder that makes it nigh-on impossible for me to tell if milk has gone off without drinking it (and sometimes not even then)

All of this means that I end up getting sick off bad milk more often than the average milk consumer, so a milk jug that could save me that trouble would be awesome!